Back Like Scraped Plaque - the Dental Hygiene Post

I'm gearing up to write something longer for something else, and to actually really for trues sit down and get a real job and stop this temping hokum. Cause I keep acing myself out of my gigs, applying Word and Excel shortcuts with blinding speed, formatting documents into textual tableaus worthy of the finest Roman frieze, and taking frequent breaks - so proficient are my temping skills that I finished the job early and fucked myself out of the $200 I would have made today and tomorrow. I am so awesome.

Well, time aplenty.