Life Kinks: Fundamentalist Conservative Jerk-Offs

Cut your jeans off at the thigh and flex your track marks, it's time to go to NYC for a few days. But before I take off, I would like to note that Pat Robertson is now and always has been a fucking asshole. And he looks like a Planet of the Apes cast-away. Go back to your ape planet, you ape asshole! And take the Kansas State School Board with you. You can all go hang out in the icy nether-regions of space and not evolve together. Me, I'm working on evolving myself a third middle finger just for you guys.

EDIT: If anybody misses the sound of Trent Lott's voice, here's the Grand Dragon himself spinning his wheels on Iraq. How do we stop terrorism, Mr. Lott? "Let's hope [the terrorists] choose a different lot in life." "Hope" as a defense strategy? [Slow, Solemn Clapping]