Breaking News for Dorks

Mark Z. Danielewski, author of House of Leaves, has announced, er, something. In what looks like a real, honest-to-God post on the House of Leaves message board, Danielewski is apparently soliciting ideas from his notoriously obsessive fans (myself among them) for inclusion in his latest project to be entitled That. Maybe. The man is pretty enigmatic in general, though, so this could all be a hoax or just a bored whim. But if not . . . I'm so excited, I'm practically eating the pig off the spit.