Not a Seymour - Stop Insinuating

It's come to my attention that, if you're viewing the RSS feed of this blog, every post for the last few months has ended with the sentence, "You've been fed, Audrey." I don't know why that happens, but it's not me. I've ended every post with, "When I hear the word 'culture,' I reach for my brownies. Because they're delicious." Now that's what I call unimpeachable.